All the single people that pretend not to care about Valentines Day:

We know you do, quit fronting. If you really didn’t care, you wouldn’t spend the three weeks before the damn day complaining about how much you don’t care or how much you enjoy “doing you,” or whatever the excuse is. The second you’re not single anymore, the first thing you care about is what you’re doing for Valentines Day. 

Valentines Day is a commercial holiday, yes we all know this, but everyone enjoys it when they have someone to spend it with. The only naysayers are people who are lonely at the time, and try to look for every excuse in the book to talk down about in an attempt to feel better about their loneliness. 

If you REALLY want to have a good Valentines Day while being single, then do something nice for yourself. Buy yourself some fucking candy, go to the movies, do something other than bitching on the internet about how much of a waste the day is. The only reason it’s a waste is because you’re wasting it throwing a pity party for yourself. You’re not about to find someone who can make you happy because you haven’t learned to be happy with yourself (see this post).

You can keep trying to convince yourself and the world that you don’t care about Valentines Day with your incessant anti-Valentine’s Day posts, or actually try to have a good day.